just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
bring money and cleavage
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
