I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
it's like iHOP with fire
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
that is very illegal...i love you.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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