If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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