I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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