i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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