I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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