How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
