what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
It's never too late to be topless.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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