i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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