If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
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