Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
wanna go halves on a baby?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
