So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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