just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The beer is more important than you right now.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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