what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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