My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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