Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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