Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
