do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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