sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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