i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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