This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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