I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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