we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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