there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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