Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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