That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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