I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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