I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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