there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I would fuck him just for his dog
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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