btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i just google imaged poop.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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