a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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