i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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