no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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