I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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