I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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