is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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