Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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