Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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