How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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