Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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