she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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