just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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