dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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