he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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