3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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