hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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