good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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