I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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