I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You had me at "let me see your balls"
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
