my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
