maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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