Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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