People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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