what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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