Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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