No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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