How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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