i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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